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Hillary Clinton Jumps Shark, Seals Fate

So I was watching Hilary Clinton speak out to her supporters and she said that if elected, she will "take the oil companies profits and stick them in a fund for alternative energy development" because she is sick of how much money the oil companies make. Oil companies, pay attention to this- HIRE ME! I will make sure that not only will you still make money, but the government won't "take" your legally earned, duly taxed, profits away to fund competitive forms of energy. This is not to say that I don't encourage other forms of energy, but oil is there, why not use it? Let's bleed the only income source for the middle east dry and then we won't have to deal with those fucks ever again as they will be not only obsolete, but BROKE! My plan is simple: Clinton wants to take away your profits. Profits that are already taxed. Here is the solution-don't make profit. Break even, or better yet, go into the red. Do what airlines have been doing for decades. Make it look like all of your money is in the decline and you are struggling, then make Clinton's government 'bail you out' so that the industry doesn't collapse. Easy as pie. The money is still there, you just allocate it in a way that is reflecting a loss or break even. Then Clinton can shove her socialist ideas up her own ass (which is where they originated) and will look bad for trying to take money from a struggling industry. Keep in mind, this is MY idea, so if any of you oil companies pulls this shit in the future without my consent and satisfactory compensation, I WILL FUCKING SUE YOU. I think you will agree it's a good plan. The alternative is to use those massive profits to lobby everyone you can to make sure that cunt hilary doesn't get elected as that would be a sad day for the world.

Dick Durbin Is A Hypocrite And Liar

And he must read my blog as his speech today on CSPAN pretty much mirrored a post of mine from a while back. I took the time to write him a letter, doubt he will respond. Continue reading for your enjoyment!
Sen. Durbin,
I am writing to comment on your CSPAN covered speech today, December 5th, in which you made some very good points regarding the "do nothing" congress and minimum wage comparisons. I would like to ask you to clarify a few questions on your stance regarding these topics. Is it not true that you sir, are a part of this "do nothing" congress and have worked in session just as much as the so-called "do nothing" congressmen? Isn't it true, that you also voted for all the pay raises each time since you took office and have yet to fight for minimum wage increases in a truly effective manner?
Rhetoric aside senator, you have done little to increase the minimum wage, in fact, you will be a great contributor to it's diminishment as you and your party vote for increased taxes shrinking the take home funds minimum wage workers have. As a veteran and taxpayer, I feel your statements today are a binding contract with your constituents that you will tirelessly work to increase the amount of money in their pockets by raising the minimum wage, and that you will refuse future pay increases until that has been achieved. Anything less sir, makes you a hypocrite and a liar.
I eagerly await your form letter response from one of your staffers as I doubt this letter will ever see your desk. Please feel free to email me if you would like to discuss these questions at your convenience.
V/R,
(deleted)

This concludes our broadcast day!

Someone Drop A House On Nancy Pelosi Please

I think seeing that hideous bitch on tv all the time has triggered my PTSD. I would like to see a house drop on her from the sky so we can all get on with our lives without having to see her skeletonized, crypt keeper visage from the televison broadcasts. Everytime she opens her mouth, God kills another puppy. She is that evil. It appears someone reanimated a corpse and put a mask on it then dressed it up in a gaudy pantsuit or dress that 14th street hookers find tacky. She needs to go. I figure a few more defeats like she had today and 08 will be looking good. Otherwise, I am moving to Bermuda. Thing is, I actually will go, unlike all of you spineless, simpering, moonbat liberals who claimed you woul go and never did. Fuck you liberals and all who voted pelosi into power.

All Hail The Death Of Fun!

Since my last post, the world has taken a massive dump and now people are wondering what the smell is. That smell is the rotting corpse of freedom which got kicked in the nuts by lazy citizens who failed to vote, and was given the coup d' grace by the liberals who took office and began revealing their nefarious plans to fuck our country up permanently. We now have a psychotic haji in congress. We have a super liberal hag beast as the speaker. We even have a bunch of pussies about to take control of the military. I have spent the last several days scouting out escape routes and stocking up on 12 guage for my now inevitable run to the hills which I can't imagine will be too long from now. To all of you stay at home voters, I hope you are the first to go. To the liberals, pray to whatever faith you may have we never cross paths if we get attacked, I may be low on food and traitors are yummy.

A Vote For Democrats Is A Vote For Death

I sent this to Sen. Kerry (Douchebag, MA) as a futile attempt to channel some rage toward that scumbag. I was able to get it to some other excellent folks as well to spread it around a bit. Of course, I know the douchebag will not respond and he has offered feeble 'apologies' which are even more insulting to people's intellingence. I know most people are too stupid to know any better, but if you do one thing right in your life, vote republican on the 7th or else stock up on ammuntion and supplies because it will be a long time for normalcy to come back once the leftards fuck things up. Without further delay, my letter to Kerry:
Sen. Kerry,
Today the news has displayed some troubling quotes by you regarding the intelligence of people serving in the armed forces. You further went on to say that you refused to be lectured by stuffed shirt White House mouthpieces or Republicans that had not even served in combat. This is an open challenge to you, sir. I am prepared to debate you on your recent remarks not only as a republican that has served in the armed forces and in combat in Iraq, but as an educated person who volunteered to serve this country in the armed forces knowing that combat was a distinct possibility. The forum can be of your choosing, the topic is of course your stance on the military and how uneducated people are "victims" of nefarious recruiters, the only question left to answer by you,sir, is will you accept this challenge. No doubt you have nothing to fear from a lowly Sergeant without a formal college education who hasn't been molded into a professional politician or participated in any debates with the likes of you. No doubt you will decline this challenge as it will be deemed 'beneath you' to be called on the carpet by a simple commoner such as I. Likely, you will never even see this email as your dutifull staffers will cull this from the thousands of hate mails already pouring into your office and simply shred them. I have dealt with scum before but you sir,disgust me. I await the form letter from your puppet staff and wait with baited breath that you accept my challenge.

Some People's Kids and Cindy Sheehan Need to Die

I imagine it sounded like a great idea to her, to plant a part of herself in the land. I guess she imagined it would propagate a little growth as it had in the past. What she didn't think about, was the fact she was planting her fucking useless uterus into the ground in some god awful part of texas and expecting it to produce. This moonbat has officially and irrefutably flipped her wig. I knew she was a fucking nut all along, but many have given her endless slack due to the loss of her son. Boo fucking hoo. I personally know several people who didn't return home in one piece and their families are heroes in my book as they understood what their sons/brothers/fathers were fighting for. I hope the spot where she buried her sick little moonbat incubator never produces a single living thing. I bet the fire ants are avoiding the area as well. She needs to get ejected from the country and sent to venezuela or iran so she can live in peace an enjoy all the freedom she is fit to have under those wonderful governments. I know I won't be eating tonight.