Did I Miss The Memo Or Does Crime Now Pay?

Freakshow E.T. lookalike runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks(click title for hideous pic of her) has been offered a movie deal about her touching story from Regan Media. I am going to vomit in protest if they actually make a movie about this. The simple fact is this, she got the jitters, went to get some pre-marital cock from another guy, faked her own abduction so as not to get in trouble, fucked that up, and put the whole country through a slimy, sleazy, shit filled "mystery" where she put any and all blame as far from herself as she possibly could. I think if she were my fiance' I would have only gone to the effort of making sure she was alive so I wouldn't end up in prison. She should be drawn and quartered by retards with sporks and get a white phosphorus enema at the same time. The people offering her money should likewise be sterilized with salad shooters and thrown into wood chippers. Unbelievable. Last I checked, profiting from the commission of a felony was illegal in and of itself. This is why Chuck Manson has not seen dime one from all the specials and books about his sick ass. The potential loophole is they are paying the husband for the story and she gets rich as a result, however, most states recognize married couples as "one" entity, and therefore what happens to the husband happens to the wife, and vice versa. Therefore, I can't imagine him being able to gain from her crime. The word 'WHORE' springs to mind when I think of this dumb bitch. She should have been beaten unmercifully with nail and broken glass studded rubber hoses and doused with hydrochloric acid. Might have improved her looks a bit and definitely would have made up for the tens of thousands of tax dollars she wasted as well as made everyone in the counrty feel better. Notwithstanding, it would have deterred other like-minded social retards think twice before they decide they need more attention. This type of thing is getting old, she is the third bimbo to do this shit. Now I hope that the chick in aruba is a legitimate case of criminal activity, not because I want harm to come to anyone, (unless they deserve it) but because if she is playing hide and seek with authorities then I hope they lock her in the darkest dirtiest hole on the planet and feed her cow shit for the rest of her life. Otherwise, tragic story. Well for once the ACLU didn't fuel my rage-monkeys (fuck them anyway) but the day is young. Fuck jennifer wilbanks, her dumb-ass husband, (who better be getting alot of dirty, dirty sex for taking her back) and the media for sensationalizing stupidity and compensating criminals. Fuck you everybody, goodnight!