Jessica Simpson, Total Retard

Jessica Simpson was on Capitol Hill today, sucking off every cock in congress to get support for her favorite cause-plastic surgery for foreign kids. Like they fucking need it. We have plenty of american kids who need plastic surgery because daddy got mad and held timmy's face to the stove top for being insolent. Or mommy got mad because sissy spilled mommy's eighth beer so mommy cut up sissy's face with the jagged bottle after breaking her jaw with it. I am sure all of those incompetent fuckwads in congress were thrilled to have an excuse not to work today, since they wouldn't want to miss getting orally serviced by this trailer park hooker. This wasn't her only stunt today either, she refused to meet with Bush because she "didn't want to politicize her charity". How fucking stupid is this bitch? VERY STUPID. Apparently, blowing 100 senators for support is ok, but meeting with the president is political. Dumb fuck. I hope she gets disfigured in a nasty delicatessen accident. Fuck Jessica Simpson. Stupid bitch.