Gas Prices Suck

I know I shouldn't complain, but let's face it, oil companies are recording record profits, up to 5 cents a gallon sold, and they are not complaining that the average consumer is getting fucked every which way they can without any lube. The government, to include the states and local ones, are also enjoying the prices because they reap about 1/3rd of the price per gallon each of us buys. This is in the form of various taxes that have been attached over the years to fund various things the government wants to fund with your money. Like why monkeys throw shit or how come pandas don't like to fuck for audiences. If the oil companies would minimize their profit to even 2 cents a gallon, it would ease the uncontrolled spike in prices,and the government could also take a hit and lower the taxes on the gallons. Of course, that would make SENSE and we all know that people are not worth the skin they ocupy so everyone buy stock in KY Jelly cuz you are gonna need it. Hopefully, we can use this repeat of history (remember the gas shortages in the 70's?) and pull our mouth of the oil tit that is the middle east. Not likely. On a brighter side, about 1000 stinky hajis died today in Iraq, and not from a bomb or US forces. Seems some shitbag yelled "suicide bomber" in a crowd crossing a bridge and caused everyone to panic and trample people or knock them into the river below. Awesome. What we need to do is put a few suitcase nukes around mecca when they do the annual pilgrimage and that would effectively remove several million of the worst camel fucking hajis from the planet, as well as boost the octane in the oil there thus giving us better fuel efficiency. I hope it happens. I want that for christmas. A tactical nuclear detonation(s) during the Haj in Mecca. Please Santa, make my wish come true. Fuck them.

Dying Tickles

I want to know how the fuck we as a country arrived at the lowest possible point in our history, where everyone in the country turns on each other at the slightest of reasons and for what? Are we as a society so pussy-whipped that we can't take honest criticism or even an insult without crying and whining and throwing a fucking tantrum? People, GET OVER IT! I am wondering how many of you have survived so far in life without being killed or killing yourselves from being terminally stupid. I don't get it. People seem to think they are the center of the universe and if they can't get it their way when they want it, they feel as if they have somehow been slighted and file grievances or protest. Case in point, Cindy Shithead er, Sheehan has decided her son who died in Iraq after reenlisting and volunteering to stay in the Army knowing he would deploy, died for nothing and has been protesting ever since. She is defiling her sons memory and verbally spitting on every veteran in the country and abroad because her vagina hurts. She is no better than Jane "commie cocksucker" Fonda and is supporting the people who wish to harm us by improving their morale and eroding ours. I know this as I recently returned from Iraq and still have many friends over there fighting for freedom and saving your sorry whiny liberal asses. Grow a spine and some balls. You can disagree with the war, hell, you don't even have to like Bush but as an American citizen you have the DUTY to back your country and your government no matter what. If you disagree with the policies or the way things are done, use your constitutionally protected right and go vote, you fucking hippie. The next person who says "he's not MY president" is going to wish they were never born becauseI will gut them with a melon baller and feed them their own anus. You didn't vote or you didn't vote for Bush, so fucking what. He is the president of the USA and if you want to continue to enjoy your rights and live in this country, you need to pull your head out of your ass and act like a real american. 60 years ago, if you made a remark that was inflammatory or detrimental to the country you more than likely would regret the day you were born because you would likely being lynched by angry americans. WWII we lost hundreds of thousands of men to combat. WWII was only 4 years long. We have been in Iraq now for more than 2 years and have only lost 1900 to combat. I would think that would be a strong enough case, but you liberal fuckheads and lazy generation "me" shitbags have the attention spans of a retarded moth and don't comprehend "long-term goals" or "necessary deployments" or "national security" for that matter. If it takes longer than a 90 minute movie you are bored and agitated that it isn't over yet and want to complain about it. I say GO FUCK YERSELVES and stick your head in a bucket of shit. I will cause a vast amount of irreparable and painful bodily harm to you liberal shitbags who decide it is incumbant upon yourselves to confront me on this. You are destroying the country and you should kill yourselves for the greater good of the country. Oh yeah, the next time one of you holier-than-thou liberals says that the republicans or the president should sign up their kids in the service or that republicans don't send their kids to war, think about this. Over 75% of the military voted for BUSH. I have yet to find a liberal in the military and last I checked, the democrats aren't pushing their kids into the service either. Have Kerry sign up his brats or have Hillary enlist her bitch daughter Chelsea. Then you can whine all you want, you two-faced, chicken-shit,oozing-pussy, liberal, tree-hugging, commie-loving, back-stabbing, rectal warts.

BOO FUCKING HOO!!!!

Listen up monkeys, the enemy is not at the gates, he is in the house. OUR HOUSE. All you whiny- self- absorbed- piece- of -shit- cowardly- liberal fucks need to wake the fuck up and realize you are being hunted by ruthless killers. Stop bitching about the government trying to protect you and let them do their job. They will make mistakes, and so fucking what if they do. They are trying which is alot more than what you miserable douchebags are doing. Cindy Shithead,er,Sheehan is protesting Bush cuz her kid died in combat. BOOHOO. She should understand more than any other person exactly what her kid was doing, because he did. He knew why he was fighting in Iraq, he understood and ultimately lost his life doing his duty. Now she is tarnishing his service by protesting the war and demanding we pull out. Gee, it worked in Vietnam right? You fucks are so fucking stupid. These muslim pig-fuckers only want one thing:join them or die. PERIOD. We should be expelling muslims in droves right into the ocean or an active volcano. We need to stop playing nice-nice with these fucks and open a no limit hunting season on fucking hajis. I know I would buy a permit. All you fucks are going to bitch until something in your neighborhood goes BOOM and then you will wish you weren't a shitbag liberal and had a soldier protecting you. Unfortunately, soldiers will protect people who don't like them because they value our way of life and understand what it takes to preserve it. You fucks don't. I hope the hajis set off a dirtybomb in the ACLU. I would buy tickets to watch it on pay-per-view. You fucks are stupid. Die, Motherfuckers,Die. That means you, Haji and liberal scum.

I Like Penguins.........

And when I say like, I mean hate. And when I say penguins, I mean muslims. Apparently, the muslims in this country, as well as other countries, don't like or want to be portrayed in the media as terrorists or psychotic suicidal bombers who blow themselves and little children into tiny bits because they don't agree with other peoples ideology. Instead, they want the media and hollywood, and typical americans to stop "stereotyping" muslims as homicidal nutjobs who like to kill people in the name of god. I about shot my television when I saw the non-veil wearing, make-up caked, jewelry flaunting, haji female bitch whining about how unfair it was that muslims are perceived as terrorists and baby-killers. Gee, let's review. Who flew the planes into the pentagon and the WTC? MUSLIMS. Who drove the truck bomb into Khobar towers? MUSLIMS. Who blew up my chow hall and killed a bunch of my comrades and friends? MUSLIMS. Who blows up carbombs in crowded public places killing innocent civilians around the world? MUSLIMS. Who blew up the subways and busses in London? MUSLIMS. Who blew up the Murrah building in Oklahoma? A WHITE GUY. Big deal. Fact is, out of all the terrorist attacks, 98% of the attacks are committed by FUCKING DIRTY MUSLIMS. Here is the kicker. The muslim council in america issued an edict-they call it a fatwa,(which translates into "BIG FAT DIRTY MUSLIM LIE") condemning terrorism, but not necessarily suicide bombers or attacks on christians or jews. They WOULD NOT NAME NAMES OR GROUPS OR CONDEMN EITHER OF THOSE. They basically said we are against it-sometimes. Even so-called moderate muslim clerics say suicide attacks are ok sometimes. It depends on the target. I guess if you are a jew or christian it is ok to blow them up,just not other muslims. FUCK ALL OF YOU STINKY, NON-BATHING, HAIRY, COCK-NOSED, PSYCHO, HAJI MOTHERFUCKERS. They reason they blow themselves up is simple- they are born into shit,can't read or write, fuck goats and their first cousins, aren't allowed to look at their wife, live at a level of poverty that makes the average pan-handler look like a king, and usually die of some nasty disease from eating their own shit mixed with their food. FUCK THEM ALL. I hope they get ahold of a nuke, and set it off accidentally in the middle of mecca. That would fucking rock. I would record it, set it on a loop,and play it over and over and over until my eyes bled. Click the above link and imagine the yeti is you, and the penguins are some shitbag haji. I personally love when the little parts hit the spikes, but when the head bounces off the mines I like that too. Have fun, and fuck over a haji when you can. I know some people are going to call "racist" but I don't care. Facts are facts, and I can't be a racist when I hate muslims, which are people following a fucked up ideology, not a race of people so shove that up your liberal ass you inbred fucks.