I Think I Found A Career I Can Enjoy!

I think we should torture these fucks that we capture on the battlefield. I'll do it for free. Give me 20 minutes with a tray table holding a salad shooter, a rolling pin, two glass swizzle sticks and a pint of butter flavored Crisco and I will have those haji's begging to tell us anything we want. If that equipment list is too extreme for you, then how about giving me a blowtorch, 6 milk bottles and a tuning fork. Guarantee the same results. Any one of you liberal hippy peace-nik fucks that don't agree, simply apply your logic on this that you do toward censorship or obeying the law-don't like it, don't watch. Because we don't need your fucking input. Liberals have undermined even the best intentions in this country. Mistakes have been made, but liberals don't offer solutions or alternatives, they just bitch and whine about EVERYTHING. I think congress should be fired, every single one of them for being lazy, self-serving douchebags. Replace them with some high school student body presidents or even a group of illiterate rednecks. It would be an improvement either way. I know for a fact that any liberal hippy peace activist that gets caught by some shitbag haji, like the four that are currently being held, would pray their ass off that some hard charging republican will come save their ass and kill their captors because they know no liberal is going to help them if it involves actual work. They know their buddies are going to use the power of protest and prayer vigil to set them free. Good luck and good riddance. Bet you'll vote next time, hippy.

Am I Evil?

Yes I am.

How evil are you?
Incidentally, I also used to work for AOL.

Now Things Are Getting Out Of Hand

Democrats, here is the representation your party leaders are offering: "There is no one Democratic voice . . . and there is no one Democratic position," that from the horses' ass- Nancy Pelosi. Apparently a unified message is beyond your parties grasp and they have yet to come up with any kind of message they can agree on with each other, much less the rest of the country, so I guess she figures no message is THE message. What a douchebag. Also, Shitbag Kerry said that if the Democrats take the house majority in 06', he would move to impeach Bush. On what grounds? Dumbass needs to realizes his indictment would have to include every single congressman and senator not to mention the entire administration. I guess he really is a fucking moron, his grades certainly reflected that seeing as his were worse than Bush's and the bozo refused to release his military records prior to the election to challenge the accusations against his record by the swifties, and he finally released them, 14 months after the election, and there wasn't anything in his records that supported the swifties accusations or showed anything other than 'yeah, he was there'. Nothing special, but it would have proved the swifties wrong and probably would have gotten his dumbass elected. He is a total moron. He can't even stay on the same side of an issue in the same sentence. Of course, Howard Dean is no better, he pretty much equates conservatives to nazis and feels the democratic party is his own personal soapbox and alienates everyone that hears his idiotic drivel. Then again, all of you liberal geniuses put these retards in power. Actually, they are not retarded, they are stupid. Retards have redeeming qualities. I can't wait to see the republican machine chew all you hippy treehugging liberal fucks up again in 06 and 08. That will be sweet. I still will help you leave the country though, free of charge. My other alternative choice would be for all of you to kill yourselves. Cheaper, and no one will miss you. Have a great Christmahanakwanzakah!

Abe Said It Best

Of course, if we did this, we would no longer have a Democrat in Congress. Could be a good thing.

Ride The Liberal Logic Train!

Ok kiddies, let's see if you can follow this. Some liberal fucks in the country have been droning on and on about how Bush misled the country to war and how he lied about all of these bits of intel before and during the war. Last I checked, those are easily impeachable accusations. Nixon resigned for lying and Clinton faced impeachment as well for the same thing. So, being that is the big smoking gun these liberal geniuses have found, why on earth have they not filed for an impeachment? Could it be because they know it is all bullshit? Could it be that they know it wouldn't stand up in any court? Could it even be that they have figured out that their liberal champions in congress were keen on the same information and therefore just as guilty as the president and we can't just fire all of them can we? Can we? What would Kerry and Kennedy do if they weren't soaking up kickbacks from the Big Dig? What would Pelosi do now that she is an old saggy hag? She can't get a job in Hollywood, much less a McDonald's, she is too much of a raving bitch. The fact is, all you liberal fucks are so upset with your own parties ineffective, inept, and idiotic performance that you just hate Bush because he beat your simpleton hands down. That made you bonkers. Get over it. Kinda like the Civil War. The north won, the south lost. They get that. The south doesn't like it, but they got over it. Take a lesson from them. Also, all of you hippy moron law school fucks need to shut the fuck up on the whole military recruiter issue. Deal with it. The law is clear, allow the recruiters on campus or lose your federal funding. Simple. Even fry cooks get it. What makes you fucks so special? I know it isn't your charm, most of you are studying to chase ambulances and will specialize in frivolous lawsuits representing some social retard with an overly sensitive personality. Go fuck yourselves. I hope the court rules in favor of the government on this one and forces you fucks to go to a community college to round out your degree in pre-colonial american history. It wasn't a constitutional issue when Clinton passed the law, and it wasn't an issue until the war started. Get a fucking life you freaky pieces of shit. I hope the crackhead you represent stabs you in the groin with your montblanc pen and gives you hepatitis C.

It's Christmas Time In Hell!

It's a great time of year, when the democrats like to throw a bunch of negative bullshit on the rest of the country so that we all feel bad about the holidays and everything else in the world. According to John "douchebag" Kerry, the american troops are the terrorists. Apparently, he has been brainwashed by the jihadi nutjobs in the middle east because that is what they say verbatim. He isn't alone in his incessant whiny yammering. Ted "no pants" Kennedy, Jimmy"the nutman" Carter, Nancy"wicked witch of the west"pelosi, and all the other liberal fuckwits in the country are siding with the terrorists and blaming our own country for all the problems in the world. I extend to them and all who share their views the following: An invitation to have me move you out of the country permanently and immediately, free of charge; a swift kick in the head/groin with steel toe boots; my personal promise to ensure you never breed again by sterilization/castration with a salad shooter and/or potato peeler. The picture represents what is to come shortly as soon as the court in Iraq finishes dealing with the circus our liberal dumbass lawyer Clarke and his brand of idiotic shenanigans he took over there with him. I would not be surprised to hear that Johnny Cochran's law firm was contacted to represent Saddam and his lackeys. To all of you mentioned in this post, I hope Santa shits in your refridgerator crisper, and his sleigh rips a gaping hole in your roof.

What Is Saddam Saying?

Saddam: I am going to put a jihad on your ass!
Guy behind him: Yeah, what he said!


Saddam: There is a leak over my head, I am getting wet!
Guy behind him: I saw it! I saw it fall on him!


Saddam: I cannot hurdle all of these bannisters!
Guy behind him: These bannisters are too high!


Saddam: I try to yell, and these hecklers are annoying me!
Guy behind him: You suck!

What Is Hillary Thinking?

The circle is now complete.
You don't know the power of the dark side.
Smithers, release the hounds!
Excellent. The trap is set, let the games begin.
Precious, my precious.
If your happy and you know it clap your hands.
Bills' penis? About this long.
My vagina is this wide.
SPIRIT FINGERS, YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do I have a boog hanging?

North Carolina Gets It Right!

North Cackalacky gets it, they are going to fry the 1000th death row inmate since the Supreme Court re-allowed it back in the 70's. Virginia would have had the honors, but the spineless, liberal, fuckhead Gov. Warner commuted the shitbags sentence to life without parole. The guy had brutally killed a cop, and gets to retain a cushy cell with 3 hot meals for the remainder of his life at my expense. North Carolina on the other hand, loves a good barbecue. Thay are gonna make the guy extra crispy. Hopefully California will uphold that douchebag Tookie Williams' sentence and execute him. He definitely needs to die. I could give a fuck less if he wrote a children's book or even found Jesus. Hitler wrote a book, and has at least seen Jesus before he went to hell, and we ran that fuck into the ground. Death row should be a swiftly running process where you get a year to appeal, then off to the gallows you go. Quick, easy, efficient. Fuck the ACLU and all these whiny criminal rights advocates. Criminals have no rights, they waived them when they decided to abandon good living practices and forsake societies rules. Kill them all and watch the deficit disappear.