Aaron Spelling Is Dead, Tori Is Now Unemployed

Usually, it is a sad thing when someone dies. With Aaron Spelling gone, we have some new positives from his death. First, no more shows that make you want to grow a vagina and cry all the time. Second, Tori Spelling will probably never work again, which is just excellent. The only reason she ever got a job on a TV show was because her dad put her on his productions. She is a no talent hag, and now she can rejoin the ranks of the other wanna-be hacks in L.A. Maybe she can use some inheritance and fix her face, at least then she could do porn movies. As long as she never spoke, anyways. No more stupid shows about teen life in Beverly Hills, or stories about the struggle of super rich and popular kids living the fast life in L.A. No more soap opera-esque shows about a wealthy inbred family trying to retain control of an empire. The era of shitty shows is over. Of course, there are others producing pure shit on TV, the american idol and spin-offs are a good example of trash on TV. Oprah is another great example of what is wrong with this country. Watching these shows makes anyone with half a brain instantly retarded, and they are the types of shows that all of you sheep are getting suckered into watching. Try turning off the TV when someone is watching, you will see what I mean. It is like taking a pork chop from a pit bull. It also proves what I have said all along-these shows are harmful garbage. If you are a fan, go fuck yourself and get a life. There is a huge world outside your door, if you can get your vagina unstuck from the vinyl couch cushion, you can go explore it.