Hillary Clinton Is Still An Idiot

Apparently, when Hillary decided to lay down the law with bill after that whole embarrassing 'dubai port deal' went awry, Bill didn't listen so good. Hillary took alot of shit for being vehemently opposed to the UAE buying out a british port firm taking control of some ports here when her husband was pioneering the deal to make it go through. Hillary had pulled him aside (probably by his testicles) and made it clear that since he wasn't a politician anymore and she was, she calls the shots now. I guess Bill ignored that since one of his drivers was just arrested and jailed for being an illegal alien and skipping out on court appearances and deportation hearings. Oh yeah, he was an Arab too. I guess Hillary will be none too pleased since she is trying to portray herself as being strong on National security and immigration issues. Apparently, Bill neglected to remember that knowingly hiring an illegal alien is against the law and can result in some nasty penalties. I don't think Hillary will be putting out for him for a while. Although, neither of them have been known for following the rule of law very well. Hillary should quit while she is ahead, her constituants in NY are pissed off at her since they believe she is going to abandon NY and run for the presidency, and her husband is doing everything she says she is against under her nose. If she can't manage her own family, how the fuck is she going to manage this country? Hopefully a giant ball of frozen airplane waste will fall from the sky and punch her ugly ass through the pavement so we won't have to worry about a president who gets a little too emotional every month for a week with a nuclear trigger in her pocket. Bill, if you ever read this, buy your wife a better vibrator so she will calm the fuck down, and I am sure you would be pardoned by W if you accidentally choked the fuck out of her during rough sex and she died. Pretty sure you'd be forgiven for that. I know I would forgive you.

Fire Congress

All of you working stiffs out there, sit down and hang on to your pants. If anyone is confused by the term 'working stiff', that generally means anyone who is not a liberal as they generally do not work. Our elected officials in congress will put their best effort forth this year, the best any congress has ever seen in history. They will work a total of 97 days. That is a week more than three months. The lowest paid congressman will bring home $165,000 or more for this herculean effort, roughly $142 an hour. They will further be rewarded by not having to pay social security and have legions of staff to do their menial tasks as well as world class financial advisors to minimize if not eliminate any taxes they will pay. These fucks have decided to push the envelope even more by taking a week off for St. Patrick's Day, which last time I checked, WAS NOT A FUCKING HOLIDAY. Any one of the masses who work for a living knows all too well that you can and will get fired for not showing up to work for the majority of the year, and you sure won't get a full years pay for only three months of work. Also, how many working class people get to take all of January off, three weeks for Christmas, all of November, then a week off for St. Patricks day and get all of your pay and benefits? NONE. It is time to put these fucks in their place and vote them out of office and elect people that will do their god damn job. For all of you working at the NSA or FBI or other alphabet agency, this isn't a call to revolution, it is a demand for accountable representation. The assholes in office, democrats and republicans alike, have built an empire for themselves and raped the people who put them there. They are a fucking disgrace to every elected official before them, as well as the founding fathers. The congress was originally populated by people who were of the people, not these richy rich frat boys who were of privilidged descent and they worked for free. It is time to get back to basics and remind everyone that being a congressman means actually doing what you were elected to do-represent your people. Fucking high school kids work more in the summer than these fucks do all year. These asshats disgust me. If I were elected, I would give any money above what I make now back to the programs that needed the funds. I damn sure would be working every day since that is what the people who elect you expect. I would also not be shy about exposing the excessive bullshit that these incumbant fucks are getting away with. Fuck Congress.

The Kennedy Plan

Congress decided they needed yet another vacation from their work, so they took off St. Patricks day today. i am sure Ted Kennedy was thrilled that congress actually listened to him for once and took his suggestion of spending the day getting schlitzed instead of actually working. These douchebags need to get a fucking clue and do what they were elected to do-WORK. Fucking congress. Fuck Ted Kennedy.

Jessica Simpson, Total Retard

Jessica Simpson was on Capitol Hill today, sucking off every cock in congress to get support for her favorite cause-plastic surgery for foreign kids. Like they fucking need it. We have plenty of american kids who need plastic surgery because daddy got mad and held timmy's face to the stove top for being insolent. Or mommy got mad because sissy spilled mommy's eighth beer so mommy cut up sissy's face with the jagged bottle after breaking her jaw with it. I am sure all of those incompetent fuckwads in congress were thrilled to have an excuse not to work today, since they wouldn't want to miss getting orally serviced by this trailer park hooker. This wasn't her only stunt today either, she refused to meet with Bush because she "didn't want to politicize her charity". How fucking stupid is this bitch? VERY STUPID. Apparently, blowing 100 senators for support is ok, but meeting with the president is political. Dumb fuck. I hope she gets disfigured in a nasty delicatessen accident. Fuck Jessica Simpson. Stupid bitch.

Hillary Clinton Is Unfit For Office, Streisand Is An Idiot

Hillary Clinton has shown yet again, that she is a danger to the country and unfit for office, both as a senator and a potential presidential candidate. Hillary's slimeball husband helped set up the Dubai port deal. You know, the one she vehemently opposes. Hillary claims she had no idea her husband was helping the UAE set it up and that she doesn't discuss his business affairs. (no pun intended) How on earth is anyone supposed to take this bitch seriously if she can't even manage her own family? How are we as americans supposed to put any confidence into this idiot who has no clue what her husband is doing? Apparently this just reaffirms the point that she made years ago when her husband was getting blowjobs from his intern in the oval office and she claimed ignorance. If she can't keep track of her own husband, she cannot possibly keep track of more important things. "Pakistan has nukes? when did that happen?" She should be voted out and barred from public office forever.
Then we have the babbling bimbo Barbra Streisand, who wrote an essay belittling Bush for being a 'c' student, when her essay could have been written better by a chimpanzee holding his pecker in one hand and typing with the other. She had four mistakes in a single sentence. When the story broke about her idiotic display of her lack of intelligence, she blamed it on the webmaster of her site. She is a total douchebag, and needs to have an old, crusty happysock jammed into her enormous suckhole so we can all live peacefully without her constant yammering. Fuck Barbra Streisand.